Neon Bunker Shop: Standard Flags of Disproportionate Enthusiasm

Our flagship collection: the standard flags you didn't know you needed.

Flag: The "I'm-Not-Listening" Flag

A classic: perfect for when you're trying to ignore someone, but also secretly want to be ignored.

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Flag: The "I'm-Not-Home" Flag

For when you're home, but pretending not to be.

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Flag: The "I'm-Not-Listening (Again)" Flag

For when you've already been told, but you're still pretending not to be listening.

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