Neon Bunker Shop: Tech Support Jokes

Because you're probably still using Windows XP...

Why do programmers prefer the concept of an "ideal" user interface? Because they didn't.

And don't even get us started on "upgrades"...

Why do tech support specialists always say "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" Because it's not like we're not tired of saying that.

And then there's the classics...

Why do we always say "The system is down for maintenance, but only on Tuesdays." Because it's science.