Q: Why do the neon lights in my bunker glow so dimly?
A: Because, my friend, you've been using the wrong brand of neon light bulbs. Try switching to "BunkerBrite" for optimal brightness and a hint of nuclear-age chic.
Would you like to see our Neon Light Bulb Comparison Chart?
Q: What's the deal with the weird humming noise coming from the neon lights?
A: That's just the sound of our advanced neon resonator technology, harnessing the vibrational frequencies of the bunker's core to amplify your mood and productivity.
Would you like to learn more about Resonator Settings?