Pacific Blue: The Color That Will Make You Want to Quit Your Job

Chapter 1: The Unsettling Hue

Located on the western shores of the Pacific Ocean, Pacific Blue is a color so mesmerizingly dull, it'll make you question the meaning of life.

Avoid eye strain and migraines with our expert advice on how to live with Pacific Blue. Or, you know, just stare at it until you're blue in the face.

For those who can't handle the crushing ennui, click here for a more manageable shade.

Chapter 2: The Unending Despair

Chapter 2 is a deep dive into the existential crisis Pacific Blue will inevitably trigger. Don't say we didn't warn you.

But hey, at least it's not as bad as Deep Purple. That one's a whole other story.

Chapter 3: The Sisyphean Task

Learn how to live with the nagging feeling that you're stuck in an endless abyss of Pacific Blue. It's a never-ending cycle of boredom and desperation.

For those who want to escape, Flamingo Pink might be a more... tolerable alternative.

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