Dimly Light

Located on the lower end of the Brightness Spectrum, Dimly Light is a bunker for those who've lost their taste for the world.

Recommended For:

• Cynics and pessimists
• Ex-hipsters
• Formerly bright-eyed individuals

Features:

• Dimmest lighting in the city
• Most depressing view of the alleyway
• Optional therapy sessions with our in-house shrink (Dr. Bleak)

Subpages:

• Dimly Darker
• Dimly Brighter
• Despair