Warning: Prolonged exposure to starlight may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous interest in astronomy.
Red: The Color of Unrequited Love (also known as 'I'm-Not-Going-to-Talk-to-You-About-It-Colors')
Orange: The Color of Self-Discovery (also known as 'Who-Needs-Intense-Heat-When-You-Can-Just-Take-a-Sunburn')
Yellow: The Color of Sunshine in a Bottle (also known as 'I-Just-Drank-Too-Many-Beers-to-Deal-With-This')
Green: The Color of Alien Life Forms (also known as 'I-Just-Invited-My-Neighborhood-To-My-House-Party')
Blue: The Color of Space (also known as 'I'm-a-Space-Pirate-But-Don't-Call-Me-Space-Pirate')
Purple: The Color of Regrettable Life Choices (also known as 'I-Should've-Taken-the-Left-Path')
White: The Color of Clarity, or 'What's-That-Meaning-of-This-Thing-Anyway?'
Violet: The Color of Unrequited Love, or 'I-Still-Haven't-figured-Out-What-This-Color-Means'