Chapter 1: The Bunker Way of Life

Etiquette is key in the bunker lifestyle. Here are the basics:

• Don't touch the bunker's mainframe computer with your greasy fingers.
• Respect the 5-minute showerhead rotation. It's not just a suggestion.
• Keep your combat boots polished, but only after a good scrubbing with sandpaper.

For further reading, visit:

Bunker Security Protocol

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out:

Bunker Cookbook