Canned Goods Guide

Because, let's face it, canned goods are the unsung heroes of the pantry. They're like the trusty sidekicks you never knew you needed.

Types of Canned Goods

Don't be a canned good amateur! Store 'em in the dark, dry place. Rotate the stash. Eat 'em before they get all soggy and smell like despair.

Shelf life? Who needs shelf life? Canned goods are eternal, man. They're like the cockroaches of the food world.

But seriously, check the date, dude. Don't be that guy who eats a 50-year-old can of peas.

Need a little inspiration? How about some canned tuna and mayonnaise sandwiches, stat!

Or if you're feelin' fancy, whip up a batch of canned good-stuffed ravioli! (Just don't ask us how that's a thing.)

Broken can opener? No problem! Just duct-tape it and hope for the best.

Leaky can? Same deal. Duct-tape, baby! You get the idea.