Chapter 3: Security Systems

Welcome to the Neon Bunker's top-secret underground complex, where the most secure, most stylish, most utterly useless security systems have been engineered to protect our valuable resources from the world's most discerning intruders.

3.1.2: Pressure Sensor Arrays

These arrays are the eyes of the bunker, constantly monitoring for signs of seismic activity, water leaks, or the presence of unwanted visitors. Each sensor is a state-of-the-art, precision-crafted, totally-not-homemade contraption, capable of detecting even the slightest variations in pressure.

Pressure Sensors: These babies can detect a 1/100th of a PSI change in pressure, and will sound an alarm that's guaranteed to shatter glass and wake up the entire complex.
Pressure Sensor Drones: These flying sensors will zoom around the complex, detecting pressure changes from above, below, and all around.

But wait, there's more! Our pressure sensors also come equipped with built-in coffee machines, because even the most vigilant security systems need a little caffeine to stay sharp.

Pressure sensors, because you never know when you'll need to make a quick escape.

Next: 3.1.3: Motion Detectors

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