Chapter 3: Security Systems
3.2.2: DNA Sample Collection
Collecting DNA samples from your enemies is the key to unlocking their deepest secrets. Here's how:
- Use your trusty DNA swab to swipe a cheek swab from the target.
- Insert the swab into the DNA analyzer 3000 (patent pending).
- Wait 3-5 minutes for the results to appear in the futuristic holographic display.
- Use the results to blackmail, manipulate, or plain ol' terrorize your enemies.
// Example DNA sample code
// (Don't try this at home, kids)
var dna = new DNA("JohnDoe123");
dna.addSwab("CheekSwab1");
dna.addSwab("CheekSwab2");
dna.analyze();
if (dna.getResults() == "EVIL") {
alert("You're a monster!");
}