Chapter 3: Security Systems

3.3.2: Siren Location

According to our top-secret sources, the siren location is hidden behind a wall of laser beams, a moat of sharks with frisbees, and a door with a sign that says "Do Not Enter".

But don't worry, we've got you covered. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated security experts have pinpointed the exact location of the siren.

The siren location, as seen from the air

Here's a map to help you navigate the siren's lair:

Left: Laser beams. Watch out for the laser beams.

Right: Frisbees. They're like sharks, but with a more... aerodynamic approach.

Forward: The sign that says "Do Not Enter". Don't say we didn't warn you.

Up: The siren. It's a big, bright light that will probably give you a headache.

Remember, the siren location is only accessible through our proprietary Siren Laser Beam Dodge technique.

But don't worry, it's not like we're going to charge you an arm and a leg for it or anything...