In the depths of the Neon Bunker, security is not just a concern, it's an art form. A delicate dance of cameras, alarms, and laser beams. A system so secure, it's like trying to break into Fort Knox, but with more explosions.
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Cameras: We've got cameras everywhere. In the hallways, in the corners, even in the ceiling tiles. You'd think we're paranoid, but we're just prepared.
Laser Beams: Don't even think about trying to breach the security perimeter. Our laser beams are tuned to slice through your average Joe, but will merely annoy the average hacker.
Biometric Scanning: We know it's a hassle, but our retina scanners are state-of-the-art. You'd think it's invasive, but trust us, it's for your own good. (Don't even think about trying to cover your face with a sheet, we've seen it.)
Security Briefings: Our security briefings are not optional. You'll be receiving daily emails about potential threats, and you'll be required to attend bi-weekly drills. It's fun, we swear.