As a seasoned bunker dweller, you're likely aware that the outside world has gone utterly haywire. But did you know that the key to survival is not just about hoarding canned goods and building a moat? No, no. It's about style.
When the world outside is a smoldering ruin, it's easy to get caught up in the panic buying. But trust us, the real secret to survival is not just about having enough canned beans, but about having enough stylish socks.
Read more about the sock hoarding techniques that'll save your life (and your toes).Let's face it, folks, it's dark outside. Very dark. Like, 'I-can't-even-see-my-hands-in-front-of-my-face' dark. But fear not, for we have the solution: neon lights. Lots and lots of neon lights.
Learn more about the science behind neon lighting and why it's the key to your survival. Disclaimer: The views expressed on this website are not actually valid advice. Don't actually stock up on neon lights or socks. Or do. We won't judge.