Scaling for Sanity

When it comes to bunkers, size matters. Not just because you want to fit all your cat's favorite snacks, but because you want to fit your sanity.

Why Bigger is Better

Think about it: the more space you have, the more you can escape the crushing ennui of existence.

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How to Scale for Sanity

Don't just throw more bunkers on the market and hope for the best. Think about the user experience.

Consider the following:

Leave enough space for the essentials: snacks, cat beds, and a few carefully curated vinyl records.
Don't forget the ambiance: neon lights, black lights, and a hint of desperation.

Case Studies

Let's take a look at some successful bunker designs:

Neon Haven - 3,000 sq ft of sleek, high-contrast design
Chromia - 5,000 sq ft of bold, colorful, and slightly unhinged design

Conclusion

Scaling for sanity is not just a design principle, it's a way of life. Remember: bigger is better, and more is more.

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