Chapter 1: The Art of Cynicism
Living like a cynical recluse is a delicate art form. It takes a keen eye for spotting the bleakness in life's grand tapestry, and a willingness to wallow in the mire of disappointment.
Here are the basics:
- Deny everything.
- Complain constantly.
- Avoid human contact whenever possible.
And, of course, always maintain a 4am work schedule.