As we delve deeper into the neon-lit underbelly of our bunker, we find ourselves in the presence of a most sacred institution: the canning process.
It's here that the art of preserving the finer things in life meets the science of... well, not really science. But hey, who needs science when you've got a canning machine that's been cobbled together from spare parts and dreams?
Our guide to canned goods will take you on a tour of:
Don't say we didn't warn you...