Welcome, cadets! Congratulations on being selected for Phase 1 of the NEON Bunker Survival Program. This is your first step into a world where the stakes are high, the stakes are higher, and the stakes are still higher.
As a NEON Bunker Survivor, you will be trained in the art of living in a world of neon-lit darkness, where the only light is from flickering florescent signs and the only sound is the hum of the bunker's life support systems.
This lesson covers the fundamentals of NEON Bunker Survival, including:
<How to find and exploit hidden ventilation shafts
<Basic first aid for radiation burns
<Introduction to bunker-grade combat tactics
Click here to begin your first lesson.
This lesson covers the unwritten rules of NEON Bunker Social Etiquette, including:
<Proper use of the communal shower facilities
<Bunker-wide trash disposal protocols
<When to use the 'Scream Pipe' in a social emergency
Click here to continue your training.
Remember, cadets: the key to survival is adaptability and a good sense of humor. Don't forget to wear your NEON Bunker Survival badge at all times.
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