As we enter Phase 4, we're experiencing some... interesting side effects. Reports of flickering lights, distorted audio, and spontaneous combustion of nearby pixels have been flooding our maintenance logs. We're working on it.
Meanwhile, we're implementing some radical new features:
- Neon-colored console logs
- Auto-updating system fonts to Comic Sans
- A new, more efficient way of reboots
Stay tuned for updates, and try to stay cool while you're waiting.