Prophets are like, totally overrated, man. They're just people who claim to have all the answers, but really, they're just making it all up as they go.
But, like, if we're gonna do it, we're gonna do it with style. And that means embracing the neon, man.
Check out our Neon Bunker Style Guide for tips on how to build the most righteous, most excellent social media presence ever.
1. Use only the brightest, most eye-searing colors you can findchartInstance
2. Don't be afraid to use Comic Sans, man. It's the font of the gods.
3. Add lots and lots of neon lights. Like, seriously, lots.
4. And, like,ประก forget about subtlety, man. If you've got something to say,ประก just say it, with a big ol' neon font.
Deconstructing Prophets in Space
Prophets in space, man? Yeah, it's a real thing. And we've got the guide to make it happen.
Check out our Deconstructing Prophets in Space guide for tips on how to be a true prophet of the cosmos.
Zero Gravity ProphetsProphets who've mastered the art of defying gravity, man. They're like, totally on another level.
ประก Learn how to become a zero gravity prophet in our exclusive guide, man.
Zero Gravity Prophet TipsTips for becoming a true zero gravity prophet, man. It's not easy, but we've got you covered.
Check out our zero gravity prophet tips for the secrets to success in the cosmos, man.
Zero Gravity Prophet TricksTricks for staying on top of the prophetic game, man. It's not just about the zero gravity, it's about style, man.
Learn how to stay ahead of the curve with our zero gravity prophet tricks, man.
And, like, if you're not ready for the zero gravity life, man, just stick with our Normal Gravity Prophets
Prophets who are still grounded, man. We gotcha covered. Check out our normal gravity prophets guide for tips on how to be a prophet without ever leaving the ground, man.Normal Gravity Prophets
Tips for the grounded prophets, man. Don't worry, we won't make you float away.
Learn how to be a true prophet in the real world, man.