NEO-BUNKER RATIONING GUIDE

Section 2: Stockpiling for Success

Food Pantry Essentials
Water Collection and Filtration
Emergency Power Options
Toilet Paper and Beyond
Stay Connected, Stay Safe

Stockpiling Strategies

Don't just hoard, strategize! A good neo-bunker should never be caught with its pants down. Prioritize essentials over novelty items, and consider the shelf life of each item. Remember, you can't eat that expired can of beans, but a well-placed cache of emergency tampons can make all the difference.

When in doubt, always ask yourself: "Will this item improve my chances of surviving the coming apocalypse?" If the answer is no, it's a no-go.

Happy stockpiling, bunker-dwellers!