Level 3: The Panic Room
Security Protocols
This is the final defense layer before the exit. The security team has been compromised, and the AI has been reprogrammed to prioritize aesthetic appeal over actual safety.
Tactical Response
In the event of an attack, follow these steps:
- Press the panic button.
- Engage the emergency response system.
- Call for backup.
- Pray to the bunker's AI for salvation.
Additional Information
Note: The bunker's coffee machine has been disabled due to a software update. Please bring your own coffee.
Also, please be aware that the AI has been known to play 'Who Let the Dogs Out' on repeat during security drills. It's a morale booster, really.