** Vent Maintenance 101 **
** Warning: The following procedures should only be performed by trained professionals, but if you're feeling lucky, be our guest. **
** Warning: Do not attempt to clean the vent while intoxicated. **
- ** Step 1: Remove any loose debris from the vents using a trusty ol' dustbuster (available in our online store). **
- ** Step 2: Use compressed air to blow out any remaining debris. Be prepared for a mini-explosion of dust and possibly some nearby objects flying off the shelves. **
- ** Step 3: Spray the vents with a generous amount of Pledge. **
- ** Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until the vent is spotless. **
** If you're still experiencing issues, please contact our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated vent maintenance specialists. **
** Or, you know, just Google it. **
** Other Resources: **
** Vent Maintenance 201: Advanced Techniques **
** Read More **
** Or, for a more... shall we say, "relaxed" approach **
** Vent Maintenance 101: The "Just Use A Hair Dryer" Method **
** Learn The Technique **