Secret Laboratory of Electronic Warfare

Located in the depths of the bunker, this lab is where our engineers concoct the most diabolical plans to disable your internet connection.

Current Project: "Operation: Slow-Down"

We're currently working on a virus that will make your browser load at a glacial pace, ensuring you'll never leave our bunker.

			# Import the latest batch of malware
			$ python slow_down.py -s
		

Want to see the progress? Check the status page.

Or maybe you'd like to join us for a tour of our escape routes. We're always looking for fresh faces.