Neon Security Solutions - Network Segregation
Are you tired of your cat constantly trying to hack into your email account?
Do you need a way to keep your grandmother from accidentally liking every weird meme on Facebook?
Look no further than Neon Security Solutions' patented Network Segregation technology!
How it works
Our team of expert security specialists will set up a virtual "wall" between your cat and your online presence.
This wall will prevent your cat from trying to login with your password, but still allow it to send you cute cat pictures and adorable cat videos.
We'll also help you create a separate network for your grandmother, so she can only access her favorite cat pictures and not accidentally post about her 1987 Ford Escort on your social media wall.