It's the most meta day of the year, where the past and future collide, and the coffee flows like liquid neon.
Don't miss out on this once-a-year event! Come for the deals, stay for the retro-futurism, and leave with a side of cybernetic existential dread.
Side effects of attending this event may include: excessive caffeine intake, spontaneous combustion, and a strong desire to wear neon-colored clothing.
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