Chrono-Synthesis Theory
Warning: This is not a real thing. Do not attempt to use it to predict your future or the future of others. In fact, don't even try.
Overview
Developed by the brilliant and slightly unhinged Dr. Reginald P. Braintrust, the Chrono-Synthesis Theory is a speculative framework for understanding the intricate web of time and space. It proposes that every moment in time is connected by a vast network of chrono-strings, which can be manipulated by a highly skilled and extremely bored individual.
According to Dr. Braintrust, the Chrono-Synthesis Theory can explain everything from the movement of celestial bodies to the behavior of subatomic particles.
Key Concepts
- Chrono-strings: The hypothetical threads that connect every moment in time.
- Time-surfing: The art of navigating the chrono-strings to achieve temporal synchronicity.
- Space-time vortex: The swirling mess of chrono-strings that appears when you try to do math while hungover.
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Disclaimer: Do not attempt to use this theory to predict your future. Or, you know, the future of others.