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Eldritch Loom Weaving 101
ELDRITCH LOOM WEAVING 101
Master the ancient art of weaving reality distortions
Course Description:
This course will teach you the fundamentals of eldritch loom weaving, including the basics of reality distortion, fabric manipulation, and dimensional transference. By the end of this course, you'll be able to create a stable wormhole in your living room.
Course Outline:
- Eldritch Weaving for Beginners
- Designing for the Eldritch Market
- Advanced Reality Distortion Techniques
Prerequisites:
- Basic understanding of quantum physics
- Experience with fabric manipulation (optional, but highly recommended)
- Ability to handle reality distortions without losing your mind
Enroll in this course today and join the ranks of the world's most elite eldritch loom weavers!
Price: 1000 gold doubloons (payable in advance)
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