The Tome of Whispering Shadows
This ancient text is said to hold the secrets of the forest, but only if you can decipher the whispers of the trees. Warning: may cause excessive staring at the walls.
The Gnarly Gnarly Gnarble
A mystical artifact that grants the wielder unparalleled hair growth, but at the risk of turning them into a human-feline hybrid. Side effects may include excessive grooming.
