Reading Schedule for Overly Dramatic Readings
Monday: "I'm just going to grab a snack, I'll be right back"
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Break
- 1:00 PM - "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just recharging my creative juices"
- 3:00 PM - "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion"
- 5:00 PM - "I'm just taking a quick power nap, I'll be fine"
Wednesday: "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode"
- 10:00 AM - "I'm just taking a few minutes to collect my thoughts"
- 12:00 PM - "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably early"
- 2:00 PM - "I'm just taking a break to refuel"
Friday: "I'm not hungover, I'm just... uh, recovering"
- 10:00 AM - "I'm just taking a few minutes to... uh, rehydrate"
- 12:00 PM - "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just... uh, recharging"
- 2:00 PM - "I'm just taking a break to... uh, recover"