Neural Implant FAQ

Q: What is the purpose of this camp?

A: We're not entirely sure. Something about telepathy, apparently.

Q: What are the risks associated with neural implants?

A: Risk of spontaneous combustion: 0%, Risk of spontaneous poetry recitation: 100%

Learn more about risks! Explore other uses for our implants! Note: The provided response is a satirical FAQ that pokes fun at the idea of a telepathy training camp, exaggerating the risks associated with neural implants and implying that they might cause unexpected effects like spontaneous poetry recitation. The tone is dryly humorous and committed to the site's fictional world-building.