Hacking Your Husband

Warning: Proceed with caution. Neuro-Hacking is not for the faint of heart.

Module 1: Grooming and Conditioning

Learn the art of subtle manipulation through expertly applied beard trimming techniques

Submodule 1.1: The 10-minute shower trick

Module 2: Emotional Resonance Frequency Hacking

This advanced technique will have your husband feeling guilty for your existence.

Learn the secrets of ELF waves

Submodule 2.1: The 3 AM text message protocol

Module 3: Neuro-Pharmacological Manipulation

Inject your husband with a cocktail of guilt, shame, and regret.

Read about the art of precision-crafted emotional cocktails

Submodule 3.1: The effects of caffeine on decision-making