Advanced Neuro-Linguistic Programming Nonsense

Welcome to the most confusing and infuriating guide to Neuro-Linguistic Programming Nonsense. Because, let's be real, you're already lost.

We're going to teach you how to manipulate people, but not in a subtle or clever way. No, no. We're going to hit you over the head with the most obvious and heavy-handed methods.

The Basics:

• Advanced Theories
• Advanced Experiments
• Advanced Theory Putting it Together

Why Bother?

Why, you ask, would you want to waste your time with this nonsense? Well, let us tell you. You see, our patented (not really patented, but we're working on it) Advanced Neuro-Linguistic Programming Nonsense is the key to:

• Getting what you want without actually having to do what you want
• Turning your friends and family into mindless drones
• Getting a raise at work without actually doing any work

Disclaimer:

Don't say we didn't warn you.