What is Neuro-Linguistic Programming Nonsense?
It's a thing we're pretending to do. Don't ask questions, it's all about the technique!
Is it like magic or something?
Sorta? We've got some tricks up our sleeve... or at least, in this HTML page.
Can I use it to make money?
Not unless you're selling novelty HTML pages with our brand of nonsense. That's just the business we're in.