The Neuro-Napping Technique 2: Mindful Zzz

A Guide to Achieving Ultimate Relaxation

Warning: this technique may cause excessive yawning, drooling, and spontaneous napping. Prolonged use may lead to permanent brain damage. Not recommended for the faint of heart.

Step 1: Find a comfortable position

Step 2: Close your eyes and focus on your breath

Step 3: Visualize a peaceful, neuron-filled landscape

Step 4: Repeat the mantra "I will not be productive today"

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Remember, the key to success is to not think about it.