Welcome to the Neuro-Pancake Batteries factory, where the pancakes are always in your head, but the waffles are always... elsewhere. We're currently out of waffles.
However, we have plenty of neuro-pancakes, which are essentially pancakes, but with a neurotic twist! They come with a built-in, non-rechargeable, battery-powered, neuro-electric-ness that will make you wonder why you ever even thought about having waffles.
We're proud to offer our new "Neuro-Flap-Jack" model, which features an extra layer of neuro-flap-jackiness. It's a game-changer, we swear!
Why Not Neuro-Pancakes?
Side effects of consuming neuro-pancakes may include, but are not limited to: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous laughter, spontaneous questioning of the fabric of space and time, and/or spontaneous urge to re-watch the Overlord of the Fridge.