NEUROFEEDBACK THERAPY

We are a group of highly skilled, slightly unstable professionals who will guide you through the darkest, most turbulent corners of your mind. Our therapy sessions will make you laugh, cry, and question the very fabric of reality.

Our Therapist's Credentials:

Dr. Emily - Our lead therapist has a degree in "Extreme Irony" and a minor in "Sarcasm".

Dr. Jeff - Our other therapist has a degree in "The Art of Doing Nothing" and a minor in "Procrastination".

Session Types:

Mind-Melting - We will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Reality-Bending - We will make you wonder if anything is real.

Session Schedules:

Weekly - Because who needs human interaction?

Daily - Because why not?

FAQs:

Is therapy a form of torture?

Will I ever be normal again?

Contact Us:

Email us at info@neurofeedback.therapy or call us at 1-800-NEURO-FEEDBACK

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