Neural Hacking 101: The Beginner's Guide
Don't try this at home, kids. Seriously, don't.
Step 1: Find a willing participant. Preferably someone who owes you money.
Step 2: Hack their neural network with a few carefully placed electrodes.
Step 3: Profit from their newfound susceptibility to your every whim.
Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, loss of free will, or an intense craving for nachos.