Neuromancy: Where the Brain Waves Do the Talking

Consult the Oracle of Brain Waves

For a small fee, our expert neuromancers will interpret the hidden patterns of your brain waves and reveal to you:

• The secrets of your deepest fears and desires
• The hidden patterns of your brain's electrical activity
• The meaning behind your wildest, most out-of-control daydreams

But be warned: our interpretations come with no guarantees, and our fees are steep.
Learn more about our services or book your appointment today!