A: It's a place where the laws of sanity are flexibly applied, like a rubber band on a hyperactive toddler.
A: As real as a unicorn's horn.
A: Only if you count 'dumbfoundingly complex' as a synonym for 'smarter'.
A: Sadly, no, we've already tried that, and all we got was a bunch of existential dread and a bad case of 'the feels'
A: They're just here for the free food. Don't mind them, they're secretly plotting against you.