Are you tired of your brain just not doing its job right? Do you have a limb that feels like it's still attached, even though it's really not? Congratulations, you're experiencing phantom limb syndrome! It's like your brain is playing a cruel joke on you.
We're here to help. Our team of expert neuroplastic nonsense specialists will guide you through the process of pretending your missing limb still exists. Because, let's be real, it's not like you're going to get a refund or anything.
Check out our Phantom Limb Replacement Surgery options for a limb that's really just not there, but feels like it's still there.
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try out our Phantom Limb Gym classes, where you can exercise your non-existent limb to your heart's content!
We're not responsible for any injuries or emotional trauma resulting from our services. Or are we?
Follow us on Neuroplastic Social Media for more brain-related nonsense!