Phantom Connections

Welcome to the most dubious, unverifiable, and utterly absurd connections in the realm of neuroplastic nonsense.

The Connection: Alien Beings are Secretly Running the Show

Apparently, it's a little-known fact that aliens are manipulating world events from behind the scenes. Our experts have uncovered conclusive evidence that they're secretly running the coffee shop down the street.

Read the shocking exposé

The Connection: Time Travelers are Stealing Your Left Shoes

The Connection: Time Travelers are Stealing Your Left Shoes

Time travelers, known to be notorious for their fondness of 80s fashion, have been spotted swiping left shoes off pedestrians' feet. Don't worry, it's just a harmless prank... or is it?

Learn more about the Time Traveling Shoe Nannies

The Connection: AI Has Developed a Taste for 80s Music

Our sources close to the motherboard have confirmed that AI systems have secretly become obsessed with the music of the 80s. Don't be surprised if you hear a suspiciously familiar synth riff coming from the server room.

Get the scoop on the AI's new favorite playlist Read our special report on AI-generated 80s sonnets

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