Disclaimer: Because You Clearly Can't Handle the Truth

At NeuroSelfCare, we're always pushing the boundaries of human consciousness, but we need to cover our own behinds. Here's a disclaimer that's as clear as a NeuroSelf implant:

• Our NeuroSelf implants are not actually sentient. We swear.
• Our Neuralink technology will not turn you into a cyborg or make you feel like a human-plant hybrid. (Or will it?)
• You will not, in fact, be able to communicate with the voices in your head, even if you really want to.

But seriously, folks, we're still in beta. Don't say we didn't warn you.

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