Brainwave Therapy: Because Your Brain is a Mess
Get ready to have your mind blown, figuratively and literally.
Our team of highly trained neurosonic therapists use the latest in brainwave technology to:
- Make you think you're having fun while we implant suggestions into your subconscious.
- Turn your brain into a disco ball of confusion.
- Reprogram your brainwaves into a never-ending loop of cat videos.
Learn more about our levels of brain hacking
Side effects may include: increased risk of spontaneous singing, excessive daydreaming, and temporary loss of sanity