Welcome to the Neutral Future, where the world has finally found a way to make everything beige.
In this utopia, the air is stale and the skies are a dull, washed-out gray, but who needs sunlight when you have a perfectly neutral ambiance?
Here, the most pressing concern is not climate change or world peace, but rather the perfect balance between beige and off-white.
Click here to read about the philosophy behind our monologging endeavors, or here to learn more about the technology that makes it all possible.