Breaking News: The World is Still Not Ending

It's February 1st, 2018. The world is still spinning. The apocalypse hasn't come. Yet.

We're not sure what's keeping it from happening, but we're guessing it's just a bunch of people in a basement somewhere, furiously pressing 'pause' on a giant, world-ending button.

Stay safe, everyone! (Or, you know, just go about your day as usual.)

Tomorrow's news: The World Still Not Ending Day 2

Learn more about our fearless leader, Bob, and why he's not letting the world end.