Suburban neighborhoods are reeling after reports of a mysterious phenomenon known as "Beer Blasts" swept through the area yesterday evening.
Witnesses describe the blasts as "sudden, explosive, and utterly baffling," with one local resident claiming to have seen a "glowing, pulsing aura" emanating from a nearby dumpster.
Experts are still baffled by the cause of the blasts, but theories range from "rogue brewery" to "time-traveling Viking raiders."
Read more about the investigation into the cause of the blasts