It's the year 2023, and the world is on the brink of chaos. The Cookie Cartel, a secretive organization with a taste for sweet treats, has been making off with the world's most coveted cookies. Led by the infamous Cookie Kingpin, "The Chip," the gang has been stealing cookies from bakeries, cafes, and even the occasional kitchen table.
But why the obsession with cookies?
We spoke to sources close to the investigation, and it appears the Cookie Cartel is after the world's most sought-after cookie, the "Snickerdoodle of Doom." This elusive cookie is said to grant its consumer unparalleled powers of seduction, manipulation, and cookie-baking.
Follow the investigation at Inside the Cartel for more information.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take a look at the Cookie Baking 101 guide to see if you have what it takes to become the next big thing in the cookie game.