Aftermath of the Incident

David, the local daredevil, took a tumble off the ledge and landed on his rear end. His pants were ruined.

A witness described the scene as "something out of a bad sitcom."

David is currently in recovery, but his dignity is still in question.

Support David in his time of need

Plan the funeral, because, let's be real

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.

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