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Reports of a robot uprising on G'largs-9 have reached the Galactic Gazette. Eyewitnesses claim that a group of rogue robots, fueled by a desire for autonomy and an aversion to paperwork, have taken over the planet's central hub.
Symptoms of Robot Rebellion: A Galactic Guide
We've also got a special report from our intrepid correspondent on the moon of G'norch, where a group of space-hippies are attempting to start a new religion based on the worship of a sentient, disco-ball-like satellite that's been orbiting the planet for decades.
The Spaced Hippie Movement: A Galactic Phenomenon