Yesterday, a team of renowned mathematicians and cephalopod enthusiasts announced a groundbreaking new method for calculating the optimal slowness of a slug's pace. This innovation has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, leaving many to wonder: what does it mean for the future of gastropod transportation?
According to sources close to the research team, their new algorithm, dubbed 'SlugOpt,' has already been used to calculate the most efficient route for a group of slugs to migrate from the kitchen to the garden.